Text

True Food Prep Instructions

cerpintaxt:

amnesiacr:

thegaysha:

accioredvines:

ilearnedthatfromthepizzaman:

i am CACKLING

“Throw lid very hard into garbage can, so it knows what it’s done.”

I agree with all of these. 

I couldn’t stop laughing. I read them all out loud to my roommate.

These are all great.

The pizza rolls one really spoke to me

Via Brighter Than A Thousand Suns
  1. princessxbride reblogged this from justadaydreamaway
  2. infinite-infinites reblogged this from adventuresinnerdiness
  3. justadaydreamaway reblogged this from cyruspotnoodle
  4. poedrugs reblogged this from yupitssavage
  5. nightmarred reblogged this from nightmarleaux
  6. kinkajou505 reblogged this from juniwolf
  7. adventuresinnerdiness reblogged this from forceintosecrets
  8. forceintosecrets reblogged this from wearetheweirdkids
  9. wearetheweirdkids reblogged this from destiny-is-what-i-call-it
  10. destiny-is-what-i-call-it reblogged this from waitingforthemadman
  11. waitingforthemadman reblogged this from cyruspotnoodle
  12. yupitssavage reblogged this from octosquid
  13. everysyllableflirted reblogged this from cyruspotnoodle
  14. ashleywascool reblogged this from potatoopokemon and added:
    This couldn’t be any truer…
  15. potatoopokemon reblogged this from oodliaferret
  16. rude-notginger reblogged this from cyruspotnoodle
  17. bendybutnotbroken reblogged this from lookingforourstars
  18. lookingforourstars reblogged this from oodliaferret
  19. iwannabeatree reblogged this from oodliaferret
  20. fawkes42 reblogged this from juniwolf
  21. dancelikerobots reblogged this from juniwolf
  22. espinalchris reblogged this from carlottathepuppyslayer
  23. octosquid reblogged this from joellevandyne90 and added:
    throw lid very hard into garbage can so it knows what it’s done
  24. joellevandyne90 reblogged this from 0hfrabjousday
  25. 0hfrabjousday reblogged this from cyruspotnoodle
  26. thevespertineproject reblogged this from juniwolf and added:
    These are all true btw.
  27. oodliaferret reblogged this from stillbeautiful-evenindeath
  28. oodliaferret reblogged this from stillbeautiful-evenindeath
  29. cattweg reblogged this from cyruspotnoodle
  30. smokie-mcbongwater reblogged this from stillbeautiful-evenindeath
  31. barbieklausxoxo reblogged this from cyruspotnoodle
  32. stillbeautiful-evenindeath reblogged this from cyruspotnoodle
  33. leeson reblogged this from cyruspotnoodle and added:
    So. Much. Laughing.
To Tumblr, Love PixelUnion