May 2011
2 posts
February 2011
2 posts
January 2011
9 posts
True Food Prep Instructions
cerpintaxt:
amnesiacr:
thegaysha:
accioredvines:
ilearnedthatfromthepizzaman:
i am CACKLING
“Throw lid very hard into garbage can, so it knows what it’s done.”
I agree with all of these.
I couldn’t stop laughing. I read them all out loud to my roommate.
These are all great.
The pizza rolls one really spoke to me
December 2010
4 posts
October 2010
3 posts
September 2010
5 posts
August 2010
7 posts
July 2010
16 posts
Hat = Hat →
The Onion is a lot funnier when you know people in your state think it is actually a good idea.
11 Thoughts on Inception →
My additional 12th point: Joseph Gordon-Levitt really performed well. Aside from Inception conceptually being awesome and generally one of the better movies I have seen in a long time, watching this gorgeous man for 2.5 hours was just fine by me.
I mean, just look at him:
May 2010
3 posts
Conversation of the day
Caller: Hi I am calling on behalf of candidate x wondering if you could do ?
Me: Actually, I'm getting ready for my graduation, so I'm going to have to call you back.
